Tuesday, May 27, 2014

A Wish-List for PM Narendra Damodardas Modi

While the country was celebrating with laddoos and crackers on May 16 to celebrate the clear victory to NaMo, the man himself started planning his tasks even before the swearing-in took place.  Secretaries were asked to make presentations not on what was right and what should be done but on what went wrong.  After all a win may teach a line but a failure will teach you a book.  So today after NaMo is the 15th PM of India, I have my own little wish list for him.  And some of these wishes may be small in front of the bigger infrastructure and power needs but none the less I feel that it is important.

First is the critical issue of defence.  Though reports suggest at the time of writing that Arun Jaitley will be given the additional charge of defence apart from finance, I believe that this portfolio should be handled by Modi himself at least for the first year or so.  And the reason for this is not his ability to give a fitting reply to outside attacks (obviously that is a given thing) but his administration skills.  Each year we have a budget of more than Rs. 2 trillion and rising and we have invested in upgrading the Army and to some extent the Air Force.  But the Navy is seriously neglected.  And the recent fire mishaps on many of our submarines are a proof of it.  To ensure that development of Navy as well as Air Force is fast tracked with R&D given top priority there is none better than the man himself.   It was a pity that DK Joshi resigned for no fault of his own.

My second concern is about the state of highways.  And I'm talking from my experience in Mumbai.  It is famously said that in Mumbai there are "roads in potholes."  Though highways need to be built at a very fast pace to connect the whole of the country and to fulfil Vajpayee's dream of the Golden Quadrilateral, but the quality of roads needs to be maintained.  Gujarat and Rajasthan have fantastic highways but the same cannot be said about Mumbai.  Though it is the prerogative of the state government to a great extent, but for a city like Mumbai the Centre should also ensure roads like that in Gujarat.  But with the name of Nitin Gadkari doing the rounds for Highways, this concern seems to be taken care of.

Then comes the issue of the telecom sector.  Being a telecom enthusiast even today after completely disconnecting from the sector since I completed my graduation, my heart pains to see the sector in doldrums.  There are no clear policy rules, the government entities (BSNL and MTNL) are running into losses thereby hindering the chances of communication to the last mile and the ITI being on ventilator support.  The government can work out solutions to create a telecom behemoth by merging BSNL and MTNL, encourage ITI to take up more R&D to improve itself and provide domestically produced telecom equipment which also secures our country.  A small example is the case of SIM cards which are imported and not domestically manufactured posing a huge security threat.

Fourth is the concern about teachers.  A report in Mint has already said that though the percentage of literates has gone up, but the quality of education has gone down.  And the reason for that is government schools which provide education irrespective of religion have very very few good teachers left.  All the good ones are poached by private schools which charge a bomb from kids and as a result only the top 5% of the people can send their children to really good schools.  This is a time bomb ticking and schools have now become a recession proof business.  There will be no talent left in the country.  So instead of populist schemes, the pay of government teachers should be increased so that more and more teachers opt for government schools and also training institutes which improve the quality of teaching.  The issue of establishing top universities is something that has been said about by many.

Next is the issue of IPR.  And it not only includes promoting development of R&D for innovations but also marketing them and making money.  This will help not only the people of India but people from poor African nations as well.  Indians are known to have the best minds but unfortunately we have not used them up to the mark.  This should change.

And last is the revival of Hindustan Motors' manufactured Ambassador car.  Today newspaper reports said that the last plant in West Bengal has shut down thereby indicating that days are almost over.  This may be prudent financially but a car which only last year won the toughest taxi in the world does not deserve this treatment.  The Amby is one car the Indians are proud of and it is more of a matter of pride to popularise it by making changes to suit the current needs yet having its original DNA.  And who better than Dilip Chhabaria to turn it around.  If he believes in turning around the car then it is absolutely possible.

The list for NaMo is endless but these are a few things that I found had not got much limelight amongst the power, infrastructure, CAD and inflation news.  I know expectations are high and Modi will definitely fulfil all of them.  Jai Hind!! 

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Elections 2014 - A humorous outlook!!

Finally the most covered election in all forms of media comes to an end and the people of India have given Narendra Damodardas Modi a clear majority to take the country forward.  A simple chaiwala will now lead the country with the hope of a billion Indians that he will bring about development.  And while the country reached new lows in terms of political speeches with words like ‘neech’, ‘maa-bete ki sarkar’, ‘zeher ki kheti’ and other highly dramatic words being used frequently for a thunderous applause from the audience, once the election results were out each and every person on social media tried to bring out their humorous best.  To clear the serious and tense atmosphere a collection of tweets which sadly mocked the candidates and parties but brought a smile on the faces of Twitteratis and Facebook-wallahs and the whatsapp warriors. 
It’s said “Ladies first” so my first tweet would start with one of the most controversial figures in Bollywood (show biz would have been better), Rakhi Sawant.
At one point when Rakhi Sawant had only 15 votes, someone on Twitter commented:
                “ Rakhi Sawant got 15 votes!! 1 by herself, 1 by Jesus, 1
                   by Mika Singh and maybe 1 by Kamal R Khan.:P What
                   about the rest 11? Swayamwar ppl? “ 


Given Modi’s Gujarati background and his work-style here are other few compilations: 
                Dear Modiji, this is a humble request from a humble
                 Indian that..
                In your quest and eagerness to replicate the Gujarat
                model, please do not make India a dry nation..
                I cannot drive to neighbouring countries to drink 

Even the greatest of greats, Rajnikant was trolled by NaMo.
                “Darwaza khola to Saap nikla
                Wah wah
                Darwaza khola to Saap nikla
                Ye Narendra Modi to Rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla” 

After seeing Modi become PM, Pakistan govt to Geo TV: 
                 “We don’t want Kashmir now.. But we will not give
                  Karachi.” 

                “Modi opened his innings like Sachin Tendulkar, carried
                  it on like Virat Kohli and Finished it like MS Dhoni” 

As if jokes about men having had enough about their wives, the fairer sex found mention with Modi and elections.
                “NaMo victory proved that a man can only succeed 
                 when his mother is near and wife away”

 Manmohan has been the butt of all jokes and he might have relieved a sigh of relief now that he no longer heads a troubled coalition (though he considers it an achievement to keep the coalition intact)
                “Today at 2pm Manmohan Singh begins work on his
                  Autobiography titled “5 mistakes of my life” – 2G, 3G,
                  Sonia G, Rahul G and Rahul ke jija-G.”

Now for some Rahul Gandhi and Congress bashing: 
                “Breaking News: Rahul Gandhi started early
                 preparation for 2019 polls.  Slogan is ready leher ke
                 baad boonda boondi, ab ki baar Rahul Gandhi” 

BREAKING NEWS:
                “Congress files and FIR against BJP for Gang Rape”

Rahul Gandhi had made Women empowerment and RTI his answers to any damn question to which Bhavin (@Compucaholic) on Twitter said: 
                “If Smriti Irani wins in Amethi, it is only because of
                  Rahul Gandhi – women empowerment” 

Sir Ravindra Jadeja had this to tweet about Rahul Gandhi’s adolescence:
                Rahul Gandhi is praying for rain so that he can win by
                  Duckworth Lewis System 

And to end with the list on Congress, @andy_jadeja effectively turned BJP’s slogan to indicate Congress’ end:
                “Congress’ slogan after #ElectionResults : Abki baar,
                  Antim Sanskaar! #Results2014.” 

The popularity of Whatsapp which was acquired for an astronomical $19bn by Facebook can be gauged from this message:
                Good news for Congress for winning under 50 seats –
                  they can now make a Whatsapp group without leaving
                  any MP out. And there's space for AAP too ” 

And the man (resembles a lot like Kancha of the new Agneepath) who turns any event into a hilarious tweet, Ramesh Srivats, had a few to offer as well.

                “Current Situation : BJP+ : 292, Congress+ : 76..
                  Congress needs 12 to avoid follow-on” 

                “Rahul, Modi, all same yaar. First thing they did today
                  was run to their mummy.” 

How can cricket be far behind in his tweets:
                “Good thing no IPL match today. Would have definitely
                  been washed out by this Modi wave."

The famous Meira Kumar, former Speaker of Lok Sabha and famous for her Baith jaiye remarks was not spared when she was routed.             
                "Tragic. She told everyone else to take their seats, but 
                  lost her own RT @firstpostin Lok Sabha Speaker Meira
                 Kumar loses from Sasaram, Bihar"

How can AAP be far behind:
               Delhi Daredevils Good on paper, Lousy on field
                Articulate captain, Chaos tactics Best team in Delhi.
                Worst team in India. Wait. They're AAP.”
While Gujaratis have been the butt of many jokes this election season, one to end with a joke on Sardars.. Or should I say AAP.
                 "Mystery of AAP's win of 4 seats in Punjab solved..
                  Actually AAP ka button dekh ke sardaro ne daba diya..
                 "socha khud PM banenge"..."  

And finally to the youth which played a big role in this election, by @shivika_gupta26 :
                
                  "For the first time ever, the youth of the country is
                   excited about 16th may instead of 14th feb.” 

And as I compile this, the next PM of India, Narendra Modi, would be singing the remix of “Saala main to Sahab ban gaya” with his own version..   
                 sala main to PM ban gaya, ye victory meri dekho, ye
                  history meri dekho, jaise model mere Gujarat ka”..

Actually it’s what India Today conceptualised in the form of a
video So Sorry..  

Jokes apart, there are many expectations from Modi given the development he has talked about and his immediate challenge would be to restore growth and confidence in the story of India. Here’s wishing him tonnes of luck for the 60 months to come. Adios!!